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Please review this legal information.
Please review this legal information.
IMPORTANT Terms of Service agreement addendums regarding your selected Musticsā¢ content network partner INSERT-NAME-HERE have been updated.
Breaking News
As CEO of Musticsā¢, I, SYNERGY MYERS, am pleased to announce MY exclusive new brand takeover partnership offering.
Due to several outstanding and egregious DEBTS, I have now seized all assets relating to the "Meljoann" intellectual property.
What's New?
AS the sole rightsholder of all former "Meljoann" livestream channels, I have absorbed such (including but not limited to the Twitch corporation, YouToobs, my new Musticsā¢ sovereign Owncast and so on) into my vast network of Musticsā¢ promotional media markets.
You must now enjoy Dr. Synergy Myers streams from Meljoann's channels in an exciting new rebrand: "Formerly Meljoann".
My PERSONAL livestreams will be multicast from my mansion Spa in Los Angeles, California!
My "Meljoann" property will continue to stream Musticsā¢ content, but from an exciting new location: Debtor's Prison.
Your Agreement
Viewing this legal information is indicative of your agreement to these renewed Terms of Service.
LEGAL NOTICE: To opt out, please download the correct PDSAODS Microsoft formatted Service Termination form AT-201.PDSAODS. Using the newly illegal AT202.PDSAODS form will result in your TERMINATION. The CORRECT form MUST be printed on Musticsā¢ branded legal-quality (for avoidance of doubt, of a minimum gsm of 60000) papersigned and SIGNED in triplicate in WET INK by the head of your organisation, you (YOU), your LEGAL birth mother, and two unrelated independent witnesses of high professional standing and monetary income. ALL witnesses must enclose their completed police checks, FOUR (4) clearly legible copies of their United States-issued birth certificates, medically-issued DNA swab, and the invoice proving the date of your DNA swab. You (YOU) will enclose one and a half (1.25) clear and legible scanned copies of your diver's license, passports, the PERSONAL FDA-approved certificate pertaining to your organisation (MANDATORY), EU hygeine certificates (OPTIONAL), thirty (30) copies of your LEGAL TV and Dog licenses, along with 6 months' bank statements as minimum REQUIREMENT proving the LEGALITY of your alleged "home" address. Please affix on the outside back-hand right-side forward of the envelope two (2) wet-ink-signed copies of your license to practice MEDICINE. You must scan and enclose BOTH sides of your credit card, and affix this to a postcard INSIDE the outside of the envelope, and attached via wet glue. In the event that your legal affixation glued ink is DRY, your application will be VOID. To complete your Opt-Out process, simply fax ALL documents to the number which has been formerly enclosed in the service termination acceptance letter dated 6th November, 1982, 06:00 OST, which is Microsoft-formatted and titled 0900-401DOQ.PDSAODS in the regards metadata re finding the process of twenty singlets, then termination. On SUCESSFUL completion of your Opt-Out termination process, a copy of your completed application will be faxed ONCE (1 time ONLY) to ONE (1) of your fax machines registered to your former legal home address.Thank you for for your compliance, and congratulations on choosing Musticsā¢.
